In a stunning series of tech-nerd events, the iPhone 7 Plus has reportedly sold out in every corner of Planet Earth - it's like Apple doesn't even gotta try anymore. According to The Toronto Star, the newest Apple product sold out due to online preorders, thus preventing the gadget from ever reaching stores (in this first batch at least).

If you're an Apple stan who was planning on staying up all night and/or setting up a tent on the sidewalk outside your local Apple Store, you're out of luck - you'll have to resign to your iPhone 6 for at least a few more weeks. If you managed to score an iPhone 7 Plus online, you're in for some serious battery power, a significantly improved camera, and some brand new wireless headphones - the iPhone 7 Plus is sans headphone port.