Former Atlanta Falcons star running back Jamal Anderson reportedly walked into a Quiktrip convenience store in Georgia, pulled out his penis and began masturbating in front of the clerk. That's a sentence I never thought I'd type, but here we are.

According to TMZ, the Suwanee Police Department received a call early Wednesday morning from the clerk who said Anderson walked up to the counter, slurred something and started handing over money for no reason. He then started walking around the store before masturbating in front of the clerk.

Responding officers say Anderson appeared intoxicated and told them he had been dropped off at the gas station by friends. He is now banned from the Quiktrip, although the clerk did not wish to press charges.

Check out the ridiculous 911 call below.