Eminem may have fallen off in recent years, but he is still the undisputed GOAT of multisyllabic freestyles and he showed why today, spitting a 6-minute a capella freestyle on "Sway in the Morning."
He was joined in the studio by his manager Paul Rosenberg, and he doffed his cap to Rosenberg by kicking things off with "Paul Rosenberg, the small frozen turd." That set the tone for what was nothing short of a hilarious, disrespectful, and deeply impressive freestyle that recalled the days of Marshall Mathers LP.
No one was safe from Em's wrath, as he went on to reference Aaron Hernandez, Caitlyn Jenner, Bill Cosby, Amanda Bynes, Donald Trump, and many more.
That's when my man Denaun Porter ran behind me to pantomime
That if you want to kick his ass, stand in line
Hands inside my pants as I fantasize, taking it bandage of
Brandy and Janet by grabbing my Spanish fly like a blind Hispanic guy
With his zipper stuck, give a fuck
It's all part of my grand design
To get Amanda Bynes to come and blow me like a fucking dandelion