Watch DJ Khaled's harrowing nighttime jet ski voyage.
DJ Khaled tends to document the mundane on his Snapchat -- Khaled watering his plants, Khaled eating food from Finga Lickin, Khaled delivering inspirational messages to the Snapchat faithful. But last night, things took a turn for the real: Khaled got lost riding his jet ski at night, which is a terrible idea. He used Snapchat to share his harrowing journey with the rest of humanity.
It all started earlier that day, when Khaled, fresh off a four-course lunch at his own home, departed his house via jet ski, en route to Rick Ross' house (see the video below) for another lunch. By the time he left, it was getting dark.
"It's dark. It's so dark. It's so real out here right now..." he said. "This shit real out here, boy... The only reason you see anything is because I got the flash on. But never so scary we couldn't get some words of wisdom: The key is not to drive the jet ski in the dark. It's against the law at night, there's that. This ain't right."
Did Khaled ever make it home? Watch the video to find out.
DJ Khaled pulled up to Rick Ross' house on a jetski I'm actually dying😂💀 pic.twitter.com/w2LtYBDnmi— Huh???? (@DumbestPosts) December 15, 2015