Somewhere, Matt Barnes is smiling
Derek Fisher and his ex-wife, Candace, are officially done. A judge made their divorce official yesterday, the details from their split have been released, and somewhere Matt Barnes is sporting a smile from ear to ear.
According to reports, Derek Fisher has agreed to pay his ex-wife $109,000 in spousal support, along with $15,000 per month in child support for their 9-year old twin boys.
For those scoring at home, that means Candace will make out with $1.3M per year now that the two are officially divorced. $1,300,000 PER YEAR IN SPOUSAL SUPPORT.
Fish got burned worse in 28 minutes of divorce court than he did in all of his year's in the NBA, including the time Allen Iverson scorched him
Furthermore, the two also agreed to have their frozen embryos destroyed as part of the divorce settlement.
The internet, as always, was ruthless.
Derek fisher ordered to pay 109k a month in child support! Can we finally admit that male rape & male sexual assault really does exist!— Aries Spears (@AriesSpears) May 25, 2016
Derek Fisher was chasing Matt Barnes wife & forgot he had a whole family...he really risked it all.— James Bong. (@HenzelWashngton) May 25, 2016
1.3 mill a year? Derek Fisher just gave his ex wife a career in being a an ex wife.— Cartier Dave (@DavEOFFKB) May 25, 2016
Derek fisher ex wife ain't force a game 7 with .4 seconds 😂— wholesome Jason (@AskWhy05) May 25, 2016
Fun fact.. Derek Fisher's ex wife is also Marshall Faulks BM 💅🏽— Young Geezy.. (@MsMyaG) May 25, 2016
Derek Fisher and Nas must have the same lawyer 😩— Petty Winslow (@That_Dapper_Guy) May 25, 2016
Matt Barnes releases statement on Derek Fisher situation. pic.twitter.com/3HyljDgdtL— Produkt (@ProduKtJRG) May 25, 2016
Derek Fisher ex wife walking on sunshine right about now drinking Lemonade in the shade spending his cash!!!!— ROCSTAR97 (@EMPRYL) May 25, 2016
Derek Fisher gotta pay 1.4 mil a year to his ex... pic.twitter.com/MApRM4tV2C— Jones (@applesarenice1) May 25, 2016