Crocker

Hi. I'm Crocker. You may know me from....well, actually you probably don't. If you do, I'm that guy you remember as being loud and obnoxious at that random party with your two girlfriends. You know, the night you went thru three take home First Response paternity tests in the bathroom of that twenty four hour Walgreens...Anyway....Um...I'm a master of ceremonies. Yeah. I kick a phat rhyme. Yeah. I spit hot fiyah. My main influences are Dylan, Dylan, & Dylan. Oh and Lionel Richie. Though, he didn't rap so..Oh yeah, in my spare time I like to paint scenery, disassemble tricycles, & avidly check my membership updates with the Mark-Paul Gosselaar Fan Club. (You know, the guy that played Zack Morris on Saved By The Bell) I have a few aliases but for the sake of (supposed) bench warrants, I'm going to leave them out. Tell Just Blaze I need a beat.

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