Today's recipient of Charlamagne Tha God's Donkey of the Day is a pastor in Dallas, Texas named David Grisham, or better put, Deputy Douche of the fun police. Grisham, who preaches for Repent Amarillo, a radical Christian organization that has been deemed a hate group by its critics, recently made headlines after he marched into a Dallas mall in order to tell a crowd of kids that the man whose lap they were so eager to sit on is not, in fact, real.
Charlamagne played a recording of Grisham attempting to speak truth to the children waiting in line for Santa. "Kids, I wanted to tell you today that there is no such thing as Santa Claus," says Grisham. "The Christmas season is about Jesus. The man you're gonna see today is just a man in a suit dressed up like Santa, but Santa does not exist." With those words, one can imagine the life being sucked out of those poor little kids during their favorite time of the year. What a lowlife Grinch.
Now Charlamagne, too, isn't an advocate of Santa Claus -- "won't no fat white man get credit for all my hard work," he says -- but his problem lies in Grisham knowingly robbing the joy out of children's hearts and taking it upon himself to meddle in affairs that obviously should be the domain of a child's parents and no one else. The Breakfast Club host then imagines the hilarious scenario of someone walking into Grisham's church and telling his whole congregation that Jesus was, in fact, a black man -- a scene which he feels would give Grisham a taste of his own medicine.
