Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
This week in "140 Bars Or Less", Ace Hood makes 50K part of a complete breakfast, Mistah F.A.B. gives Ike Turner some props, and Slim Thug makes his return to the 140 Bars Chronicles.
Check out the article's official Twitter account @140BarsOrLess, where we re-tweet hilarious tweets during the week that did not make the list. If you see any tweets you think should be included in the article then hit me up on Twitter @140BarsOrLess or @BrandonBombay.
10. ACE HOOD
I used to be more of a Toaster Strudle guy, but I never seen Pop-Tarts looking so good. Can't wait till I hear a rapper say "I dropped TWO Pop-Tarts at the club."
9. 50 CENT
Today I saw a women and said to my self. she 6k away from being a bad b!tch.boob job, a couple butt shots. She will run the town. Sk— 50cent (@50cent) October 23, 2012
Fifty jumps on Twitter to disprove the age-old adage that "beauty if only skin deep." Here's the thing though, don't just be dropping $6K on any old chick hoping to improve her. Just like if you driving a beat-up car, and hey nothing wrong with that, but if so, don't drop $3K on rims for it. An ugly car with nice rims, is still an ugly car. Same goes for females getting plastic surgery.
You will never reach this level of cool. Ever. instagr.am/p/RJLZXoom98/— T-Pain (@TPAIN) October 23, 2012
Can't even front, that man is flat-out lounging while driving. I know it's not a pickup truck, but something tells me that dude is Karl Malone.
7. MACK MAINE
Broke dudes do their own version of inception and plant the idea in their mind that you owe them sumthin because they did sumthin!!— Mack Maine (@mackmaine) October 19, 2012
Mack Maine dropping some third-level dream knowledge on his Twitter followers.
6. ROYCE DA 5'9
Niggas really trying on other niggas grills? What are y'all 5? Cut it out...— NiCKLE (@Royceda59) October 22, 2012
Would you eat a piece of gum from another dude's mouth? Well, it's even worse when you're grabbing another man's grill and popping it in your mouth. Might as well just kiss each other on the lips and get it over with.
5. SLIM THUG
How much can someone pay u to cut off your arm or leg?— slim thug (@slimthugga) October 19, 2012
Slim Thug returns to "140 Bars Or Less" and plays the role of Jigsaw from the "Saw" movies. You'd have to pay me at least 100 Pop-Tarts to even consider chopping off a limb.
4. JOE BUDDEN
Wait, Joe's girl loved another before him? How can this be?
no matter what they say about ike turner he was a hell of a song writer— Mistah F.A.B (@MistahFAB) October 22, 2012
F.A.B. is right, Ike was just a beast in the booth. Even Tina Turner admits that Ike had some good "beats".
All kendric lamar d#%^ riders & nut huggers! His album was trash!Good kid! Terrible album!— Shyne Po (@OriginalShyne) October 24, 2012
I'm giving away free Kleenex to all u emotional people outchea! All u cry babies, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings!Gkmc is trash! Still!— Shyne Po (@OriginalShyne) October 24, 2012
Taste in music is subjective. There is no right or wrong when rating music. That being said, what the hell you gotta be smoking to think GKMC is "trash"? You been living under a rock the past 10 years or something...wait, oh, guess Shyne kind of has. After almost 10 years in prison, he probably has a lot of trolling to get off his chest.
1. JUICY J
juicy copping the wrong kendrick album by accident is one of the greatest things to ever happen to internet culture.— Mac Miller (@MacMiller) October 22, 2012
"I wasn't really feeling K.Dot's new album. Sounded too much like his old shit" - Juicy J