A look at the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in hip hop.
The triumphant (ok, maybe not so much) return of "140 Bars Or Less" dissecting the foibles of the hip hop community as expressed in under 140 characters on Twitter. Not just used as a device to flood people's timelines with your new track, album, video, or clothing line, sometimes rappers truly channel the unfiltered interaction with fans.
This week, Nick Cannon's "sweatin...WOOO," Frank Ocean got man-handled, and Mac Miller gets sued for a track off his mixtape...again.
Check out the article's official Twitter account @140BarsOrLess, where we re-tweet hilarious tweets during the week that did not make the list. If you see any tweets you think should be included in the article then hit me up on Twitter @140BarsOrLess or @BrandonBombay.
10. SLIM THUG
Just gave a homeless man a joint of some fire today won't be so bad for him— slim thug (@slimthugga) January 30, 2013
Thugga is a man who believes in going straight to the source. If you think someone begging for change may use the money for drugs, why not just give them drugs directly. If you get the wrong blend, paranoia can be a bitch. Think of your worse paranoia from being high, and now imagine how bad it would be if you lived in a box.
The room service lady walked in my room when i was brushing my teeth and porn was blasting on my computer...she looked disgusted. Good.— Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) January 25, 2013
Good on ya MGK. If you put that much effort getting cleaned up just to watch porn by yourself then you must look immaculate when you go out on real life dates. I mean, most people won't even go through the trouble of taking their sweat pants fully off when watching porn, and here Kelly is getting all primed and proper.
8. ROYCE DA 5'9
How I define TRUST: Two Cannibals giving each other blow jobs...— NiCKLE (@Royceda59) January 29, 2013
"In Rod We Trust."
Lol I wish I could just tie all the fuckheads together with a string and yoyo them off the side of a bridge— YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) January 26, 2013
Good to see Azealia has graduated to calling people "fuckheads" as opposed to the "F" word she hurled at Perez Hilton.
6. Nick Cannon
FYI: Molly is the new crack! Y'all walking around looking real sweaty, jittery and frail! LOL #howcoolisthat— Nick Cannon (@NickCannon) January 30, 2013
Nick Cannon has been in the business seemingly forever, and if he is handing out advice you should probably listen. If anybody knows what a hot sweaty mess looks like it's the guy who's married to Mariah Carey.
Wasted half my high lookin for the fuckin remote.... Other half lookin for my phone to tell y'all about it.... I'm back tho..— Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) January 26, 2013
Man, Spitta might need to ease up on the chronic if it's affecting his memory. It's gotten to the point he can't remember anything he was supposed to do. For example, he clearly has forgotten to release the Live In Concert collabo project with Wiz Khalifa.
4. SCHOOLBOY Q
Dat a b tigHt if coolio sue me for a dime bag— ScHoolboy Q (@ScHoolBoyQ) January 31, 2013
Why would he need to sue you for that? Didn't slim thug just say that he gave him some weed?
3. FRANK OCEAN
got jumped by chris and a couple guys. lol. i only wish everest was there.— Frank Ocean (@frank_ocean) January 28, 2013
So Chris Brown finally picked on someone "his own size." Too bad he needed an entourage to fight a dude who is professionally listed as a "crooner."
SORRY TO EVERYONE IN THE FRONT TOOO WHO HAD TO DEAL WITH MY FARTS, THEY WERE FUCKING EPIC. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU HAHAHA SOME GIRL SWALLOWED ONE— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) January 26, 2013
Fans truly have become "fanatical" about getting any kind of peraphrenalia they can to feel like they have a piece of an artist.
1. DONALD TRUMP v. MAC MILLER
Little @macmiller, you illegally used my name for your song “Donald Trump” which now has over 75 million hits.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013
Little @macmiller, I want the money not the plaque you gave me!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013
Little @macmiller, I’m now going to teach you a big boy lesson about lawsuits and finance. You ungrateful dog!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013
Little @macmiller—I have more hair than you do and there’s a slight age difference.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013
Donald Trump goes off on one of his signature tirades and although he previously co-signed the "Donald Trump" track is now looking for royalties. Miller is a chill dude and responded thusly, but I certainly hope this leads to Miller dropping a diss track called "Ronald Lump."