A look at the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in hip hop.
Dissecting the foibles of the hip hop community as expressed in under 140 characters on Twitter. Not just used as a device to flood people's timelines with your new track, album, video, or clothing line, sometimes rappers truly channel the unfiltered interaction with fans.
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10. IGGY AZALEA
i bet the hotel maid thinks i poo in my bed, but i dont! i sat on the chocolates she leaves on my pillow. -_-— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) February 19, 2013
i guess, on the bright side... it aint half bad for someone to think my shit stinks like the finest of chocolates.— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) February 19, 2013
Iggy is flat out banging, not many would deny that, but, as is the case with many beautiful women, she seems to have become detached from reality. At first glance this is a funny joke to insinuate a maid would think her "poo stains" smell like chocolate, but why would she assume the housekeeper would lift up the sheets and put them to her nose to fully inspect them?
Usually a sure fire way for a marketing homerun is include some celebrities, and some titties. Can't imagine this company was looking to combine the two and market their product with the imagery of T-Pain's "under boob."
8. JOE BUDDEN
Let my dick adorn you.— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) February 19, 2013
Is that so much to ask?
7. SCHOOLBOY Q
Only way to end war is birtH control & condoms lol— ScHoolboy Q (@ScHoolBoyQ) February 20, 2013
Yes, this would be an effective strategy if you were battling the most vicious of sexually transmitted diseases - pregnancy.
MY RAP NAME IS SO STUPID. TYLER FOR ONE ISNT A THREATENING NAME. THEN COMMA THE CREATOR? FUCKING FAG HAHAHA— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 20, 2013
Aye, who made up Patron my nigga ?!?!? Whoever that nigga is one of you hoes go suck his d!$& right now cause he ON !!!!— Handsome Ass Nigga (@thegame) February 23, 2013
At the very least you can do that. How many regrettable hook-ups is Patron responsible for?
Who else thought milk was cow pee?— YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) February 21, 2013
Wait, then what do you think chocolate milk is???
3. MAC MILLER
Yo. Why are foreign flight attendants way badder than American flight attendants? Swear we usin the same chicks from the 70s.— Mac Miller (@MacMiller) February 17, 2013
In the glory years, the same time when you could smoke a cigarette on a plane, a stewardess was selected solely on her appearance, and possibly her willingness to sleep with whoever was doing the fighting. With women's rights increasing, and the entire Politically Correct movement, the tide has shifted, and you're more likely to find a man helping you while you travel from Connecticut to Portland. In Europe, while always fashion forward, they are still behind in many ways, including sexist hiring practices. A resume for a flight attendant in Italy is probably filled with three or four salacious selfies.
2. ROYCE DA 5'9
I hate when food almost smells like a fart.. I can't eat it if it's already digesting itself before I get my hands on it..— NiCKLE (@Royceda59) February 21, 2013
Can't imagine White Castle, or Coney Island Hot Dog (two of Detroit's fast food staples) are going to be knocking down Royce's door for an endorsement deal anytime soon.
@mattdevlinraps watch ur mouth— Wale Folarin(@Wale) February 20, 2013
Wale took exception to some words Toronto Raptors announcer, Matt Devlin had for him so he thought it necessary to call him out on Twitter, and follow it up by berating him courtside while Devlin called the game. Makes sense, as the MMG spitta is from the notoriously rough DMV area, and Matt Devlin looks like this.