140 Bars Or Less: Tweets Of The Week Feb. 16

140 Bars Or Less: Tweets Of The Week Feb. 16

A look at the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in hip hop.

Dissecting the foibles of the hip hop community as expressed in under 140 characters on Twitter.  Not just used as a device to flood people's timelines with your new track, album, video, or clothing line, sometimes rappers truly channel the unfiltered interaction with fans.  
This week Weezy gets ejected, Budden deflects busted strippers, and Tyler, The Creator goes off!




Check out the article's official Twitter account @140BarsOrLess, where we re-tweet hilarious tweets during the week that did not make the list.  If you see any tweets you think should be included in the article then hit me up on Twitter @140BarsOrLess or @BrandonBombay
Missed last week's?  Head here to see the previous Tweets Of The Week


10.  GUCCI MANE

So Gucci Mane is taking exception with someone else using his exceedingly original mixtape title?  Next thing you know he's going to try to trademark ice cream face tattoos. 


9.  CURREN$Y

Google, and the internet as a whole, is obviously useful for much more than porn, but were it not for porn we'd have no internet.  In the mid-90s over 95% of the internet was made up of porn sites.  So next time you're looking up cheat codes, directions somewhere, or where to cop the new Joe Budden LP for free, be sure to tip your hat to the smut-peddling degenerates that are the life force of ever evolving technology.  


8.  HONEY COCAINE

Were these followers all contracting the pregnancy virus (one of the most dreaded STDs) via Twitter?  If so, that reminds me of a Chuck Norris fact I once heard (or possibly made up myself): Chuck Norris once impregnated 300 women in one day.  He did it all using the "Poke" button on facebook. 


7.  LIL WAYNE

Personally I'm not a fan of the unworldly talented LeBron James and the Miami Heat, but if their franchise is all about kicking out bandwagon jumping celebrities then I may just relent on my hate towards them.  I really hope this trend of kicking Weezy out of games continues because seriously, who wears color-coded Beats headphones to an NBA game?  


6.  MACHINE GUN KELLY

Sounds like MGK is a big Adele fan.  


5.  TALIB KWELI

Apropos of not much, besides her age and staunchly conservative political views - Sarah Palin can still get it. 



4.  JOE BUDDEN

Here's some strip club knowledge for the youngins out there.  Budden is right, sub-par looking dancers are the most dangerous.  Gorgeous strippers don't have to work for anything, they just show up and get money thrown at them (literally), while a chunky stripper with a busted grill is on her grind.  If you find yourself being trapped/disarmed by an ugly stripper, just start talking about how poor you are.  It might be a temporary hit to your ego, but that's better than a permanent hint to your wallet.   


3.  SCARFACE

I hope Scarface isn't referencing the Miley Cyrus Hershey Kiss-looking haircut because that girl is killing it.  This might anger some folks here, but current Miley Cyrus > current Kimmy "Cakes" Kardashian. 


2.  JUST BLAZE

Rickshaws don't get enough credit for their truly balling status.  Anybody can drive around in a dope whip, but how many people can pay someone to practically carry them around.  Would you rather look like every other rapper and drive around in a Rolls, or reach the next echelon of fame and wealth by travelling by rickshaw and carrying the air of superiority equal to royalty in Feudal China. 


1.  TYLER, THE CREATOR

Tyler "Chris Dorner'd" it this week (read as: killed it).  

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