A look at the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in hip hop.
Dissecting the foibles of the hip hop community as expressed in under 140 characters on Twitter. Not just used as a device to flood people's timelines with your new track, album, video, or clothing line, sometimes rappers truly channel the unfiltered interaction with fans.
This week Weezy gets ejected, Budden deflects busted strippers, and Tyler, The Creator goes off!
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10. GUCCI MANE
ASAP whoever calling his mixtape trap lord niggas need to get off my dick and let they momma get on it
β Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) February 13, 2013
So Gucci Mane is taking exception with someone else using his exceedingly original mixtape title? Next thing you know he's going to try to trademark ice cream face tattoos.
9. CURREN$Y
Google.... It's not just for porno..... It also gives you cheat codes...
β Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) February 14, 2013
Google, and the internet as a whole, is obviously useful for much more than porn, but were it not for porn we'd have no internet. In the mid-90s over 95% of the internet was made up of porn sites. So next time you're looking up cheat codes, directions somewhere, or where to cop the new Joe Budden LP for free, be sure to tip your hat to the smut-peddling degenerates that are the life force of ever evolving technology.
Had a dream you goldies were all getting pregnant together πΆ Please don't do such a thing ππ
β Honey Cocaine (@QueenHoneyC) February 14, 2013
Were these followers all contracting the pregnancy virus (one of the most dreaded STDs) via Twitter? If so, that reminds me of a Chuck Norris fact I once heard (or possibly made up myself): Chuck Norris once impregnated 300 women in one day. He did it all using the "Poke" button on facebook.
7. LIL WAYNE
So I'm @ da Heat game right, rootin 4 da Lakers kuz dats my team & would u believe they got police 2 make me leave?! Wow! F#β¬k da Heat
β Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 10, 2013
Personally I'm not a fan of the unworldly talented LeBron James and the Miami Heat, but if their franchise is all about kicking out bandwagon jumping celebrities then I may just relent on my hate towards them. I really hope this trend of kicking Weezy out of games continues because seriously, who wears color-coded Beats headphones to an NBA game?
I will pound life into this gorgeous thick ass white girl singing right now, oh my fuck her thighs are crazy
β Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) February 11, 2013
Sounds like MGK is a big Adele fan.
5. TALIB KWELI
I totally expect to see the Pope going on Sarah Palin style Facebook rants and getting a job at Fox News now.
β Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) February 11, 2013
Apropos of not much, besides her age and staunchly conservative political views - Sarah Palin can still get it.
4. JOE BUDDEN
Always that 1 ugly stripper thatβs making eye contact w you no matter which way youβre looking. Lol
β Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) February 13, 2013
Ugly hoes got a whole bag full of ugly hoe trickery to disarm real niggas of their senses.
β Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) February 13, 2013
Here's some strip club knowledge for the youngins out there. Budden is right, sub-par looking dancers are the most dangerous. Gorgeous strippers don't have to work for anything, they just show up and get money thrown at them (literally), while a chunky stripper with a busted grill is on her grind. If you find yourself being trapped/disarmed by an ugly stripper, just start talking about how poor you are. It might be a temporary hit to your ego, but that's better than a permanent hint to your wallet.
3. SCARFACE
What the fuck is this titty on top hair style I been seein lately like a slick back flower pot on top type do??? Titty head lol!!!!
β SCARFACE (@BrotherMob) February 14, 2013
I hope Scarface isn't referencing the Miley Cyrus Hershey Kiss-looking haircut because that girl is killing it. This might anger some folks here, but current Miley Cyrus > current Kimmy "Cakes" Kardashian.
2. JUST BLAZE
I actually woke up in an old rickshaw. but what's the difference?
β Just Blaze (@JustBlaze) February 14, 2013
Rickshaws don't get enough credit for their truly balling status. Anybody can drive around in a dope whip, but how many people can pay someone to practically carry them around. Would you rather look like every other rapper and drive around in a Rolls, or reach the next echelon of fame and wealth by travelling by rickshaw and carrying the air of superiority equal to royalty in Feudal China.
IN DESPERATE NEED OF AN OLDER ASIAN LADY WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
CAN SOMEONE RING ME FATBURGER AND WE CAN HANG OUT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND ILL SIGN STUFF FOR YOU. IM DEADASS, THEY DONT DELIVER
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
FUCK THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO THREW ALL MY MENTIONS AND FIND SOMEONE THAT DOESNT LOOK CRAZY FUCK
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
FUCK I GUESS IL STARVE FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS FUCK IT
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
I WEIRDLY HOPE THEY DONT CATCH DORNER CAUSE HES KINDA TIGHT TO ME HOPE I DONT LOSE ENDORSEMENTS HAHAHA
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
I USUALLY HATE OLD BALD BLACK NIGGAS, BUT CHRIS IS ONE WILD MAN, PRETTY FUCKING SICK
β Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) February 12, 2013
Tyler "Chris Dorner'd" it this week (read as: killed it).


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