A look at the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in hip hop.
dissecting the foibles of the hip hop community as expressed in under 140 characters on Twitter. Not just used as a device to flood people's timelines with your new track, album, video, or clothing line, sometimes rappers truly channel the unfiltered interaction with fans.
This week P.A.P.I. (NORE) murders a toilet, Ice T helps Mike Tyson catch rapists, and Azealia Banks has unprotected sex.
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suck a phallus u uppity fuck mouth bitch— ALBERT EINSTEIN (@PRODIGYMOBBDEEP) February 4, 2013
with all due disrespect— ALBERT EINSTEIN (@PRODIGYMOBBDEEP) February 4, 2013
Oddly, probably the best line he has written in years. Not to sensationalize, but could this possibly be aimed at Havoc? The two Mobb Deep members have apparently reconciled, but even if P did blast Hav with these tweets, it would not even touch how harsh Havoc originally went at him.
9. SCHOOLBOY Q
My niggaH @xdannyxbrownx a EAT a cow pussy doe lol— ScHoolboy Q (@ScHoolBoyQ) February 5, 2013
Danny Brown is an "eccentric" rapper from Detroit who has had his issues with drugs in the past. Doubt "cow pussy" would even crack the ten worst things he's eaten.
Word to the wise salmon and Krispy creme donuts do not mix worst shit ever rip toilet— P.A.P.I. (@noreaga) February 6, 2013
I certainly hope he doesn't mean salmon-stuffed Krispy Creme's. Actually hell, that might work.
You know a man spends a lot of time on a certain toilet when he takes to Twitter to eulogize it after fearing he has murdered it.
7. ICE T
My long time friend @miketyson did a great job on SVU last night.— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 7, 2013
Please tell me convicted rapist Mike Tyson wasn't playing the role of someone trying to catch an assailant for sexual assaulting a woman. That would be like a legendary gangster rapper making his money now by playing a cop on TV...
6. JOE BUDDEN
Long day of work, on my way to find Giselle & feel her up with my girlfriend. I deserve this.— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) February 8, 2013
Guess it's damn near impossible to turn this scenario down, but shouldn't Joey be out promoting his album? No Love Lost is projected to move under 30,000 units in its first week. That's some Brazzers money right there. Not, sex "like Brazzers pornstars" money, but sex "with yourself watching them on your laptop with your Brazzers account" money.
5. MAC MILLER
My lady, I come to you seeking ejaculation.— Mac Miller (@MacMiller) February 8, 2013
Structure be damned. This is the greatest Haiku ever.
4. JUST BLAZE
I just remembered me and @atrak Harlem shaking at 3am on 125 AndLexington with crackheads watching and Keith Murray pulling up. Random.— Just Blaze (@JustBlaze) February 9, 2013
Haven't heard anything about Keith Murray in a minute, and would have to imagine his "Most Beautifulest Thing In The World" residuals are drying up. From the scene Just Blaze is painting here, sounds like Murray has changed his tune to, "the most beautifulest thing in the world, is just that CRAAAAAACK."
Tried a pole dancing class for the first time...... Oooooweeeee!!! 💃💃💃— Cassie (@CassieSuper) February 9, 2013
Pics, or it didn't happen...hoards, and hoards of pics.
In case you're viewing this from a computer in a library, and don't have the internet at home - which should be the only reason you don't recognize the girl up top - this is girl-next-door-looking porn starlet Remy LaCroix. And this is what happens when you sell well over 30k in your first week.
Having sex with an invisible person would probably be really trippy haha !— YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) February 6, 2013
Ghost Dick is the new wave ladies.— YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) February 6, 2013
GO EAT SOME GHOST PUSSY.— YUNG RAPUNXEL (@AZEALIABANKS) February 6, 2013
So many topics to cover here. Is it an "invisible person" or a ghost? Cause if it's a person that is just invisible to the naked eye then they should still be wearing protection.
"Ghost Pussy"? If you think dudes had trouble finding the g-spot before...
It actually sounds like what Yung Rapunxel might have a fetish and she wants to get "Poltergeist'd."