Welcome to this week’s ‘140 Bars Or Less’ post where we look at the “best-in tweet” in the world of Hip Hop. This week Kreayshawn has penis envy, Wiz Khalifa takes Amber Rose for granted, and MGK meets a “first come, first served” kind of girl.

Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter.  Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists.  The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.


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9.  Curren$y

I threw suicides on my dog kennel...

— Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) July 13, 2012

I threw suicides on my last bitch....

— Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) July 13, 2012

Suicides are the new Spreewells. Nothing shows you have money and class like throwing a suicides on any and everything. Just recently I did some at-home renovations and converted my garage door into a suicide-door. 

8.  40 Glocc

"HEY! DON'T GO BROKE TRYING TO LOOK RICH ACT YOUR WAGE!." instagr.am/p/M_v7BRlHZM/

— BIG BAD 40 (FOUR O) (@40GLOCC) July 12, 2012

When you post a pic of something with high value on its own without putting yourself, or something signifying that it belongs to you, in the picture then it’s not impressive. You can snatch up somebody else’s pic of money from virtually anywhere and then post it as your own. Kind of like when some lonely folks take pictures of models and try to pass them off as themselves. Not that I’m saying this isn’t 40 Glocc’s money. I mean, I don’t want any of that real-life beef. Come to think of it, this definitely is 40 Glocc’s money...without a doubt. He’ll it’s probably only a fraction of the cash he has spread out. Again, please don’t start beef with me.

7.  Soulja Boy

sitting up smoking dis phat ass blunt of loud counting 500k cash thinking about my old hood... man who woulda thought. young street nigga.

— Jake Vanderbelt (@souljaboy) July 18, 2012

Soulja has blown up to the point that he’s transcended rapper/entertainer, and has become a brand. Dude has a video game coming out, and even his own Soulja Boy tablet. With all the money he’s bringing in, it only makes sense that the next product he markets is a Soulja Boy Money Counting Machine.

6.  Wiz Khalifa

Left My Phone In Germany But I Juss Watched True Blood So Iss All Good

— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) July 12, 2012

First off “True Blood” is a show primarily for females. Second, why is Wiz tuning in to see naked Anna Paquin titties, when he’s got full access to Amber Rose? That would be like Blake Griffin popping in NBA2K because he wants to see a big dunk.

5.  Tyler, The Creator

No Lie, I Always Wanted This To Trend: ASIAN PEOPLE

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 13, 2012

Just Once, I Want To See ASIAN PEOPLE Trending.

— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 13, 2012

Someday soon I’m going to write an all Tyler, The Creator edition of this column and entitle it “Tyler Tweets the Darndest Things”. Maybe the term is yet to trend on twitter, but Asian people are trending globally.

4.  Machine Gun Kelly

Shoutout to the girls who hit everyone of us up and wait for whichever one hits back first to fuck. Find one u want and stick with it lol

— Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) July 12, 2012

You kind of have to admire this ratchet’s entrepreneurial spirit. It’s actually very American to advocate a “first come, first served” policy where all are welcomed. This backstage hoe reminds me of a radio DJ giving away concert tickets, “the first rapper from tonight’s show that responds to my text will get a chance to get his hood sucked”.

3.  Slim Thug

I need some pussy it's been a while

— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 19, 2012

Sorry to hear about you falling on hard times Slim. If you’re that hard up, why don’t you holler at MGK, I hear he’s got a girl.

2.  Kreayshawn

I wanna fuck her in the ass. I h8 it.

— BABY☯KREAY (@KREAYSHAWN) July 19, 2012

Tell me about it! Is there any more frustrating feeling than wanting to do that and not being able to? Must be doubly frustrating for Kreayshawn, you know, with her lack of penis and all.

1.  Diddy

I love pussy. --> instagr.am/p/NJv3ZcJl_P/

— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) July 16, 2012

Why didn’t anybody correct me? All these years I was calling him Sean “Puffy” Combs. Honest mistake though, “f”s and “s”s do sound alike. If 2 Live Crew ever make a comeback they should use this photo as their album cover.