Welcome to this weekâs â140 Bars Or Lessâ post where we look at the âbest-in tweetâ in the world of Hip Hop. This week Kreayshawn has penis envy, Wiz Khalifa takes Amber Rose for granted, and MGK meets a âfirst come, first servedâ kind of girl.
Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
Check out the article's Twitter account here, where we post even more re-tweets. If you see any tweets by known rappers you think should be included then let us know @140BarsorLess
I threw suicides on my dog kennel...â Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) July 13, 2012
I threw suicides on my last bitch....â Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) July 13, 2012
Suicides are the new Spreewells. Nothing shows you have money and class like throwing a suicides on any and everything. Just recently I did some at-home renovations and converted my garage door into a suicide-door.
8. 40 Glocc
"HEY! DON'T GO BROKE TRYING TO LOOK RICH ACT YOUR WAGE!." instagr.am/p/M_v7BRlHZM/â BIG BAD 40 (FOUR O) (@40GLOCC) July 12, 2012
When you post a pic of something with high value on its own without putting yourself, or something signifying that it belongs to you, in the picture then itâs not impressive. You can snatch up somebody elseâs pic of money from virtually anywhere and then post it as your own. Kind of like when some lonely folks take pictures of models and try to pass them off as themselves.
Not that Iâm saying this isnât 40 Gloccâs money. I mean, I donât want any of that real-life beef. Come to think of it, this definitely is 40 Gloccâs money...without a doubt. Heâll itâs probably only a fraction of the cash he has spread out. Again, please donât start beef with me.
7. Soulja Boy
sitting up smoking dis phat ass blunt of loud counting 500k cash thinking about my old hood... man who woulda thought. young street nigga.â Jake Vanderbelt (@souljaboy) July 18, 2012
Soulja has blown up to the point that heâs transcended rapper/entertainer, and has become a brand. Dude has a video game coming out, and even his own Soulja Boy tablet. With all the money heâs bringing in, it only makes sense that the next product he markets is a Soulja Boy Money Counting Machine.
6. Wiz Khalifa
Left My Phone In Germany But I Juss Watched True Blood So Iss All Goodâ Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) July 12, 2012
First off âTrue Bloodâ is a show primarily for females. Second, why is Wiz tuning in to see naked Anna Paquin titties, when heâs got full access to Amber Rose? That would be like Blake Griffin popping in NBA2K because he wants to see a big dunk.
No Lie, I Always Wanted This To Trend: ASIAN PEOPLEâ Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 13, 2012
Just Once, I Want To See ASIAN PEOPLE Trending.â Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 13, 2012
Someday soon Iâm going to write an all Tyler, The Creator edition of this column and entitle it âTyler Tweets the Darndest Thingsâ.
Maybe the term is yet to trend on twitter, but Asian people are trending globally.
Shoutout to the girls who hit everyone of us up and wait for whichever one hits back first to fuck. Find one u want and stick with it lolâ Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) July 12, 2012
You kind of have to admire this ratchetâs entrepreneurial spirit. Itâs actually very American to advocate a âfirst come, first servedâ policy where all are welcomed.
This backstage hoe reminds me of a radio DJ giving away concert tickets, âthe first rapper from tonightâs show that responds to my text will get a chance to get his hood suckedâ.
3. Slim Thug
I need some pussy it's been a whileâ slim thug (@slimthugga) July 19, 2012
Sorry to hear about you falling on hard times Slim. If youâre that hard up, why donât you holler at MGK, I hear heâs got a girl.
I wanna fuck her in the ass. I h8 it.â BABYâŻKREAY (@KREAYSHAWN) July 19, 2012
Tell me about it! Is there any more frustrating feeling than wanting to do that and not being able to? Must be doubly frustrating for Kreayshawn, you know, with her lack of penis and all.
I love pussy. --> instagr.am/p/NJv3ZcJl_P/â iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) July 16, 2012
Why didnât anybody correct me? All these years I was calling him Sean âPuffyâ Combs. Honest mistake though, âfâs and âsâs do sound alike. If 2 Live Crew ever make a comeback they should use this photo as their album cover.