1. Nelly - “Tip Drill” (2003)
Nudity? Kind Of
Ass Quotient: 11
The Venus de Milo of misogynistic rap videos. Seven non-stop minutes of quick cuts from ass to ass to ass, every ass gyrating furiously without fail. The sheer saturation of booty is unprecedented (and hasn’t been surpassed in the 12 years since). Seriously, watch this sample continuous, unaltered, 6-second stretch from the video:
“Tip Drill,” or “E.I.( Remix),” appeared on Nelly’s 2003 remix album Da Derrty Versions: The Reinvention. It was at first a bit of an afterthought, and then the video dropped, causing America to collectively overdose on booty.
As a bonus the video serves as a useful time capsule from the year 2003. Backwards football jerseys were in vogue, as well as forward football jerseys.
Complete list of jerseys worn in the “Tip Drill” video:
-Randy Moss Vikings jersey (backwards)
-Ray Buchanan Falcons jersey (backwards for Nelly, forwards for his homie)
-retro Johnny Unitas San Diego Chargers jersey
-retro Magic Johnson Michigan State jersey
-Jamal Anderson Falcons jersey
-retro George McGinnis Pacers jersey
-Mississippi 601 area code jersey
People Having The Most Fun In The “Tip Drill” Video:
3. Nelly, with the legendary credit card ass swipe
2. Murphy Lee!!
1. The Camera Guy
“It must be ya ass, cuz it ain’t yo face.”
Honorable Mentions: St. Lunatics
Nelly - “Hot In Herre”
Murphy Lee - “Fatty N She Kno It”